Welcome to the Official Applebear Awareness Website.
In responce to the millions who are ignorant of the real terror caused by the dreaded applebear (also spelled "applebehr"), we created this invaluable site to raise public awareness of applebears.
This website is sponsored by:
Wiccans Against Mythological Animal Attacks
(WAMAA)
NOTICE:
The Russian Dwarf Council has ordered the elimination of all Applebears!! Apparently, that's legal!! (Dang Loopholes!!) Applebears may be deadly, but they have rights and feelings, too. They're rare already!!! So in responce to the RDC's desision, Applebear Awareness is boycotting. We need all the supportwe can get. Together, we can save the applebears!
Pledge To the Cause!!
